Catxiety
Part 1 of a 3-Part Series on My Anxiety After I leave my house each morning I am haunted by a series of images of ways my cats could die. What if they play with my scissors and die? What if they eat my...
View ArticleSick Girl on Couch
Slightly devastated that I got so sick this weekend and had to miss three (three!) birthday parties and a visit from Noemi we spontaneously planned two days ago so that we could explore the brewery and...
View ArticleMy So-Called Life
Hello, new friends! Seeing as my blog following literally more than doubled last week after my post was Freshly Pressed, I figured I’d bring all you new followers up to speed on my life. This is me...
View ArticleHow to Not do Anything Particularly Important
The more important stuff I have to do, the more meaningless shit I find to do instead of that important stuff. I had five important tasks to undertake this weekend: 1) Study for a big test I’m taking...
View ArticleThe Answer to the Question on Everyone’s Mind
I know the question that was on everyone’s mind Feb. 14: When will J-Bo and Doug tie the knot/quit living in sin? What did Ketos get Witten for Valentine’s Day? A coupon book. The answer is a coupon...
View ArticlePet Satisfaction Surveys
Well folks, it’s that time of year again– time to administer your annual pet satisfaction surveys. I hope you all remembered. Results from Ketos and Witten’s anonymous survey packets have just come in....
View ArticleNever an Easier Barf Than That
Dear friends, I wish I were writing to tell you that I won the Powerball, or that I discovered a way to get my clients off of drugs, or that I have found the perfect pair of underwear that never shows...
View ArticlePass on Grass
I impulse-bought the cats a decorative, fake-grass thinger which they just loooooove (to eat). Much like spirits of the deceased, strands of the fake grass return to us in various forms once we think...
View ArticleMy Life in Pie Charts
Check out how far I’ve come since the last time I did this! Both in my technological prowess, and in my understanding of what a pie chart actually is. Yay for progress.
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