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Catxiety

Part 1 of a 3-Part Series on My Anxiety After I leave my house each morning I am haunted by a series of images of ways my cats could die. What if they play with my scissors and die? What if they eat my...

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Sick Girl on Couch

Slightly devastated that I got so sick this weekend and had to miss three (three!) birthday parties and a visit from Noemi we spontaneously planned two days ago so that we could explore the brewery and...

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My So-Called Life

Hello, new friends! Seeing as my blog following literally more than doubled last week after my post was Freshly Pressed, I figured I’d bring all you new followers up to speed on my life. This is me...

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How to Not do Anything Particularly Important

The more important stuff I have to do, the more meaningless shit I find to do instead of that important stuff. I had five important tasks to undertake this weekend: 1)   Study for a big test I’m taking...

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The Answer to the Question on Everyone’s Mind

I know the question that was on everyone’s mind Feb. 14: When will J-Bo and Doug tie the knot/quit living in sin? What did Ketos get Witten for Valentine’s Day? A coupon book. The answer is a coupon...

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Pet Satisfaction Surveys

Well folks, it’s that time of year again– time to administer your annual pet satisfaction surveys. I hope you all remembered. Results from Ketos and Witten’s anonymous survey packets have just come in....

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Never an Easier Barf Than That

Dear friends, I wish I were writing to tell you that I won the Powerball, or that I discovered a way to get my clients off of drugs, or that I have found the perfect pair of underwear that never shows...

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Pass on Grass

I impulse-bought the cats a decorative, fake-grass thinger which they just loooooove (to eat). Much like spirits of the deceased, strands of the fake grass return to us in various forms once we think...

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My Life in Pie Charts

Check out how far I’ve come since the last time I did this! Both in my technological prowess, and in my understanding of what a pie chart actually is. Yay for progress.

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